The curse of bat-wanking time-wasters
Textbook rant at avaricious shit-kickers who abuse your goodwill.
7 ways to spot a nightmare client before they screw you
Stellar advice from my perfectly honed bullshit-radar.
Woo any client by not making a kite out of their skin
Dating and winning over new clients have more in common than you might think. Almost everything, except full-sex.
Don’t be a salary-enslaved corporate drone waiting for the next poo to turn up: Glug Leeds talk (24/11/2016)
The talk that won me an unofficial ‘speaker of the year’ award at Glug Leeds’ career clinic.
“Good luck finding someone who’ll do a sterling job for that price, dickmop.”
This call will arrive one day, so you may as well prepare yourself now.