What went wrong in my basement
Why I disappeared up my own arse for the last two years or so.
Act like an arrogant self-assured mercenary to win work
Not really. Just be yourself and you’ll get more of the right kind of work.
The curse of bat-wanking time-wasters
Textbook rant at avaricious shit-kickers who abuse your goodwill.
7 ways to spot a nightmare client before they screw you
Stellar advice from my perfectly honed bullshit-radar.
Subjugation, variety and a shit-packed bake-off
Spunking your talents exclusively over other people makes you fucking miserable.